Pardon the pun, but……holy crap, I can’t believe this.
One of the more sought after toys this Christmas is ‘The Poopsie Slime Surprise Unicorn’, a doe-eyed doll with loose bowels. Who else longs for the days of Tickle Me Elmo??
Retailing at $49.99, the mythological creature sucks down a bottle-fed meal of slime-making powdered unicorn food mixed with lukewarm water. Then, when a child pushes on her bellybutton, she shoots out a stream of candy-colored goo from a heart-shaped hole in her bottom.
Think I’m making this stuff up? Here’s the promotional video…..
Um………Merry Christmas? ~ Jason